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DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE. |
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Saturday, 28 August 2010 13:36 |
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HOW to call the police when you're old and don't move fast anymore?
George Phillips, an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
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Last Updated on Saturday, 28 August 2010 13:42 |
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WHY MALAYSIA IS IN TROUBLE? |
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Written by Admin
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Tuesday, 24 August 2010 14:19 |
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JUST Imagine, Malaysia Population: 27 MILLION. But 13.5 MILLION retired. Instead of that 2.7 MILLION in state Government; 2.3 MILLION in Federal Government, but both categories don't work. 1 MILLION IT professionals (work for India); 2.5 MILLION in school. Unluckily 3 MILLION are under 5 years and play with toys. 1 MILLION unemployed and 0.7 MILLION you can find anytime in hospitals. Statistics says, you find 299,998 people anytime in jail. The Balance is two; You & Me. But You are busy checking Mails/sending or forward. How Can I Handle Malaysia ALONE? WISH ME GOOD LUCK!
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Last Updated on Tuesday, 24 August 2010 14:20 |
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SATIRE: WHO CUT THE CHERRY TREE ? |
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Written by Admin
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Sunday, 22 August 2010 16:15 |
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LEGEND has it that George Washington, America's first president, chopped down a cherry tree in his youth. The story goes that George gives the tree a good swing and chops it down with an axe.
His father sees the damaged tree and asks his son if he knows who did the deed. George is quoted bravely admitting the truth:
'I can't tell a lie, Pa; you know I can't tell a lie. I did cut it with my axe.'
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Last Updated on Sunday, 22 August 2010 16:16 |
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WHY ARE SOME AMERICANS JOBLESS? |
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Written by Admin
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Sunday, 15 August 2010 12:48 |
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John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 a.m. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN PHILIPPINES).
He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN VIETNAM). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA), then he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today.
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Saturday, 14 August 2010 16:34 |
A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel. As he waited to be seated, he noticed that the Maitre D' was a robot.
The robot clicked to attention and said, "Sir, there is a one hour wait. I am programmed to converse with you until a table is ready, If you please."
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